Joel Joint

A joint that has 0.5 or less in it that is really skinny and fucked.

Danny rolled up a Joel joint We should spark it up.

by NIhad Ajdarpasic October 18, 2021

A Joel

When somebody leaves a call or conversation without saying goodbye

Where did Marcus go?

Idk, I think he did a Joel

by The_ABBE September 01, 2023

joel wright

looks a bit like an albino rat, and is a sweat on the xbox, but is a chill guy, yet annoying, BOI

'Hey joel wright '
'shut up ur ginger'
the man oscar then kneecaps him and then claps him on siege

by 0scr April 03, 2019

cumming joel

dum :)

cumming joel was being weird in the bed room :D

by gabb the grabb January 04, 2023

joel allen

A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body

That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"

Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying

by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019

Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 16, 2023

Dirty joel

A dirty joel is when your drunk walking home from town you can't stop the urges from taking over and you find a random bush on someone's lawn to have a wank.

Oh man I got so drunk last night I done a dirty joel

by Shrekalosi November 25, 2021