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Jeff

An abusive father who hates his wife and his son. Cheats on his wife and takes money from his “family
Wow man your a major Jeff!
by Micooler November 13, 2019
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jeff rowe

A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.
Wow, did you hear Jeff Rowes story?
No, but it probably wasnt true
by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019
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Jeff’s don’t fight

When 2 Jeff’s are friends they don’t fight
The closest person next to you is Jeff, Jeff’s don’t fight each other it’s in the law book
by Topic_dumb March 25, 2019
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Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.
"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"
by dudehellllo April 11, 2019
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Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars, his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.
That dude has Jeff like qualities.
by JoRae December 10, 2019
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Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.
You wish you were a Jeff.
by JoRae December 10, 2019
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Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.
You wish you were a Jeff.
by JoRae December 10, 2019
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