Jake

The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet

Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!

by penjs June 9, 2020

Jake

A boy who’ll break your heart and play you. He will only date you for attention and break up with you any time without any warning.

Girl 1: oh look there’s a boy

Girl 2: he’s flirting with 2 girls

Girl 1: definitely he’s a jake

by Crystyl June 27, 2020

Jake

an annoying little shit who doesn't do anything to brighten your day, looks like crash and eddie from ice age and can't hold a conversation with a girl. Stigs for attention but can't hold a blunt to save his life.

Person 1 - "I had to sit next to Jake in history"

Person 2 - "Feels bad"

by Nuggiet June 29, 2020

Jake

A guy with a NOICE COK

OMG that’s Jake over there I heard he has a NOICE COK

by 2020 is the best year SIKEEE!! July 12, 2020

Jake

Confusion
I don't know

I'm jakeing around ( I don't know what im doing right now)

by Cole69696969 July 20, 2020

Jake

A Jake is someone on xbox usually 12-20 who has 3+ Yes men in the party and thinks the n word is dark humor they arent funny at all and when they tell a joke all the yes men in the party laugh for 5 minutes straight thinks he is cool for being edgy and are almost always bad at the game

Tay- Jake call me a nigger then all the yes men laughed like he is funny

Javon- Typical jake

by TayDaBeast July 23, 2020

Jake

A wild child-loving methhead who shits on the floor, and camps out on his roof waiting to catch little kids.

A little boy was startled after seeing a wild Jake on the rooftop

by gay baby hero July 24, 2020