Wait, what?

Said often after coming to the realization that what someone has just said is either offensive to you, or someone you care about.

Dude 1: Saw you mom last night.

Dude 2: Oh, really? Where at?

Dude 1: On cops, they busted her for prostitution.

Dude 2: Oh, that's nice. Wait, what?

by Rixon DelBucco August 2, 2009

what the kale

used when you don’t want to use the word ‘hell’. Very catchy and used amongst a lot of people

“BRUH WHAT THE KALE THAT WAS RACIST!”

by amira LOL January 24, 2021

what the fats!

"what the fats!" is a very similar to what the hell,what the mess? we can use this when some fat people violate you while you walk or standing in the crowded place.

what the fats!! are you blind!!

by J.Laiho October 21, 2010

what the darn

Similar to "what the heck" but in a unique way

Guy 1: Joe down the road just back flipped into a pickup truck!
Guy 2: What the darn?

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

What the frunk????

When something happens like???? What the frunk????

What the frunk???? why are you doing that????

by mmmmmmBilly April 26, 2017

what a bloke

An excellent male.

"Did you hear that Barry gave 5 grand to charity?" "Oh wow! What a bloke!"

by KeegsMate July 6, 2014

What the figo?

Better way of saying "what the fuck is going on?" and more convenient than saying W.T.F.I.G.O. Can be used as a replacement for "what's up?" or "what's happening?".

What the figo ma dude?

Did I just see a naked homeless man running down my street? What the figo?

You never told me you had an STD? What the figo with you?!

by emkay27 February 13, 2010