jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017

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jizz jazz

mac demarcos genre

Shit sounds good like fine jizz jazz

by the tonk god July 29, 2021

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sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"

Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!

by definition_master November 6, 2009

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Jizz Guards

Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.

"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."

When a pretty lady walks past.

"Look at the jizz guards on her"

by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014

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Fizzy Jizz

A sex position where the male drinks one-fifth of a soda can, then proceeds to ejaculate inside of the can. The female then proceeds to drink the rest of the can, or pour it into her vagina.

My boyfriend gave me some fizzy jizz last night, and it was delicious!

by Nicari0 October 14, 2017

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