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Online Safety Act

Some stupid ass act put together by the British Parliament that requires their citizens to submit an ID in order to access basically anything on the internet now. It all started with some 18+ websites requiring ID verification because too many parents don't want to monitor what their kids do online, or teach their proper internet safety, and now, it's gotten to the point that their government requires them to submit a driving license in order to access Wikipedia and Spotify. There's all kinds of gaslighting going on from officials due to the controversy of this act, such as stating that those against it are "on the sides of child groomers." Don't believe any of the crap these out of touch assholes have to say.
The Online Safety Act was never about protecting kids. It's about keeping track of who's doing what online, and using that information to suppress dissent. If the Parliament really cared about protecting kids, they'd teach online safety in public schools, arrest people on the Epstein list, or deport or imprison migrants accused to sex crimes against kids.
by This is my handle okay August 10, 2025
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acting a Karl

When you are the buzzkill of the party - taken from the character Karl from the show "An Idiot Abroad."

Also a curmudgeon.
Ex:

David - "Let's go steal some Christmas lights."

Dorothy - " I don't want to. I don't like jail. It's illegal. I have a mortgage."

David - "You are acting a Karl in what could possibly be a fun situation."
by Sydney Coles June 11, 2012
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Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality
To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you
by Bettimusmaximus123 June 25, 2018
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Slobbery (Act)

(Colloquialism) The act of committing a robbery by threatening that you have coronavirus and will spit on the victim.
“Did you hear? There was a slobbery (act) at the bottle shop yesterday.”
by Typicalaussielad April 14, 2020
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Retarded Act

Its an act in the legal system that hasn't been officially stated and or well defined and or implemented where a private sector and or government organization and or individual personal and or yours truly gives me and or someone else rubbish and or the biggest selection of useless information and or just general information to sift through that I cannot use and or that I cannot give to other people to use due to the requirements constructs and the arguments handler solutions constructs however provides lots of boring and or inappropriate work and additional time wasting activities and research to do that takes up a maximum amount of time while not allowing normal things like seeing friends, using and or purchasing and or selling houses, travel, dating and or sexual services, bypassing paywalls. Which might be fun and or amusing in the first year however causes what seems like a severe dysfunctional services offering and stunts additional expected lifestyle requirements while crowding out personnel and private space.
Did you see that retarded Act of banking and financial services request to the banking and financial services provider, Well wait till you see the retarded response from the banking and financial services providers and no solutions provisions.
by Patrick the Starfish001 December 2, 2023
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Act of terror

Nope. It was completely justified. If you are going to lock people in your basement. You deserve what ever they do you when they escape.
Hym "And I'll expound on that by saying it ISN'T the Israeli civilians who deserve it. The Israeli government deserved it more than the civilians did. But Hamas can't get to the government officials, can they? It should have been the Israeli leadership's families. So, the civilians had to bite the bullet intended for their leaders. It maybe have been an 'act of terror' but it was an act of terror that was invited by the Israeli government so they could finish what they started 70 years ago and drive the Palestinians out of Israeli."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Act your age accordingly

We have a lot of people who don’t act their age accordingly.
When you are not at home act your age accordingly.
by r108 May 24, 2025
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