Fake Friends

fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.
You: why is they such a fake friends?
Other person: because they’re fake news!
by lab1350 December 08, 2017
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Bag friend

The friend in the group that always carries a bag with them, usually a tote or a large purse. Helpful for when you don't want to hold your wallet or phone. They usually have mints and shit in there too.
Amy: I want to bring a water bottle but I don't wanna hold it the entire time we're out
Katie: Jessica always brings that big ass bag, she'll probably hold it for you.
Amy: Gotta love having a bag friend
by thebagfriend September 05, 2021
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other friends

your "best friend" stopped hanging out with you for this elusive mysterious group of people

also a really catchy song
You: wana play smash today?
Friend:sorry i have a game with my other friends today *dissapears*
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gnarliest friend

This is the friend in ones group who is the most extreme and willing to shed all dignity in order to gain laughs from any given audience. He may be a little racist and if multiple people chant his name, he will get naked and do the mangina while raising his hands as if he just stuck a landing in an Olympic gymnastics competition.
Henwood is my gnarliest friend.
by Rightcheek May 11, 2011
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Meme Friend

A meme friend, sometimes refered to as, " the meme of the friend" is the lowest form of friendship. Often the kind of person who would " break one's arm, in two places". A meme friend might not meet up with you at the weekend, or suddenly disappear. If you are called a, "meme friend" it means they prefer some other friend/ friend group. To be "more than a meme friend" this might inflict a "special" relationship between two people. Futhermore, a meme friend isn't a serious friend, only one that you don't take seriously, which you can't talk to about your life problems. Finally, to call someone a, "meme friend" is highly offencive, to not apologise to your victim, is very harsh and unforgivable.
" I don't see you guys as my real friends... you're more like my, "MEME FRIENDS"!

"Hey, do you think James will come out at the weekend", response, " Nah, he's more of a, MEME FRIEND".

Offensively; " You're such a MEME friend! I hate you!"
by Rabbit's Warren April 23, 2018
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electromagnetic friends

internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves
A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends
by daone1991 January 30, 2009
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Gucci Friend

Noun. A friend who is more than a friend, but how much more cannot be defined because, according to the theory of Gucci Relativity postulated by Albert Gucci Einstein (husband of a Serbian Goddess); A Gucci particle's location in space-time cannot be observed without affecting it's intrinsic characteristics. Since a Gucci particle's true mass and velocity cannot be determined through observation, a Gucci Friend cannot be defined without breaking the laws of physics.
Hey Gucci Friend, Let's go to the beach and make love!
by ErosAmore April 26, 2018
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