Painting the horn. 

clown masturbation.

"Skitzo the clown is upstairs painting the horn."

Painting the horn. by Skitzo the Clown April 13, 2013

unicorn's horn 

Something that is very awesome, but also very rare.

Hey, have you heard of that vegan soft serve shop?
Yeah, man. That place is the unicorn's horn.

unicorn's horn by David Hamburgeee July 13, 2014

frosty french horn 

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

frosty french horn by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015

biddeford shoe horn 

When you pick up a sloppy section 8 pig from the 50's pub; and you use her ebt card as a shoe horn to jam your cock In her ass!

Yo bun you see that fat pig over yonder she had 17.95 left on her ebt card when I used it to Biddeford shoe horn her!

biddeford shoe horn by Wrathofcarl December 30, 2016

horizontal bugle horn 

When youreating someone's ass and they fart in your mouth

Person 1: I was eating rihanna's ass last night and she fartes in my mouth.
Person 2: Haha you got a horizontal bugle horn
Yo i was tongue punching this bithc's fart box when she back door queefed in my pie hole. So i gagged up my dinner all over her poop deck. Couldn't believe she gave me a horizontal bugle horn

horizontal bugle horn by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017

Around the horn

In mid-1900's police parlance, the strategy of moving an arrested person from precinct to precinct in order to keep his lawyer away and avoid any order of bail release for as long as possible.

Then they took me from one police station to another, every few hours. Taking me around the horn, they called it, so my lawyer couldn't get me out.

Around the horn by ToolieLT November 27, 2017

Shine the horn 

“Shine the horn” means to have sex in a heterosexual manner, horn referring to a penis and shining it by having sex with a female

I’m going to hang out with my girlfriend and shine the horn.

I have some time off work and I’m going to party and shine the horn, then get back to work.

Shine the horn by Thomas Shelby 007 November 19, 2022