power geek with all the hook ups

power geek with all the hook up - a tool, fool, nerd or geek of the highest caliber

Rich was a great judge of on knowing who is a power geek with all the hook ups and was not afraid of sharing this vital information.

by TooSick4U April 20, 2008

Rusty Hook

A Rusty Hook is when you are wiping your arse and your finger accidentally rips through the toilet paper and you get a little bit of shit on your finger.

"Dude, I was just taking a shit and... When wiping my finger tore through the fucking toilet paper..."

"Rusty Hook!!!"

by BigLeeBrink October 20, 2013

Captain Hook

When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.

Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.

by Chilidog February 3, 2007

wut da hook gon be

dumb song by murphy lee

"wut da hook gon be? we dont need no fuckin hook on dis beat!" that IS the hook dumbass!

by ... April 16, 2004

Captain Hook

Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.

Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"

by jellymomo April 13, 2011

shit hook

Slang term for u-turn. Also know as flippin' a shitty.

Dude!, you just drove past it, flip a shitty

by paul F December 21, 2003

Butcher's Hook

A Slipknot song, from All Hope Is Gone

Contrite - Commercial - Arrogance - Leprosy
Consume The Bitch - The Fucker - Mindless - Like A Child
For Pity's Sake - I've Had All That I Can Take
We Try - But In The End We'll See
There Are No More Codes
Only Who Is Shit / And Who's Still Free
I was gonna change the world with Honor and Aggression
No one listened - no one cared
All they saw was misdirection

GO AHEAD AND DISAGREE / I'm giving up again...

I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE
Fingerprint of God / Your new religions covet
This vessel wasn't built to last
But I will live forever/ you'll never have to say surrender
Because you're so part of it
My total honesty has no place for Tomorrow
Guilty pleasures give me pain
Tell my people I CAN'T FOLLOW

GO AHEAD AND DISAGREE / I'm giving up again...

You'll never CENSOR me / You'd better CHERISH me
My REASON has a voice / Freedom's gone but we'll always have a CHOICE
My PRESENT FUTURE TENSE / It doesn't make much SENSE
I'm coming after you / FUCK YOU ALL I'M THE ONLY POINT OF VIEW

Violence and Dollar Signs / Another processed piece of shit
You hide your fault in DIAMONDS and give away the only
COST - you can't delay the inevitable
LOST - don't understand the incredible path
I'm losing ground - but I won't care when I go down

GO AHEAD AND DISAGREE / I'm giving up again...

I'M GIVING UP AGAIN

~~Butcher's Hook~~

by FelixB666XD November 15, 2009