Adjective: A person who finds it completely necessary to complain about how YouTube has gone corporate. YouTube Hipsters can be observed in the comment section of any Vevo video usually expressing an opinion with no backing, begging for thumbs up, as they feel the amount of thumbs up directly correlates to the size of his/her penis.
Youtube Hipster: Wow, I remember when users uploaded songs, not Vevo! Thumbs Up!!!!
Youtuber: STFU n00b
Youtube Hipster: Wow, look at all these ads, I remember when youtube was about fun, not money! Thumbs up so everyone can see!
Youtuber: download Ad Block and stop complaining. God I hate Youtube Hipsters
Youtuber: STFU n00b
Youtube Hipster: Wow, look at all these ads, I remember when youtube was about fun, not money! Thumbs up so everyone can see!
Youtuber: download Ad Block and stop complaining. God I hate Youtube Hipsters
by Youtube/TheEPIChino April 16, 2011
Ever have a hard time telling if the man you see across the bar from you at your favorite artisan coffee house is a hispter, or gay?
Ever have a hard time telling if the woman listening to alternative music sitting on a park bench with her 30 year old bike next to her is a hipster, or gay?
Ever see people sitting around trying to distinguish those walking by: hipster, or gay?
A game commonly played by residents of urban settings, college campuses, and visitors to hipster enclaves. The right answer is never what you think it is.
Ever have a hard time telling if the woman listening to alternative music sitting on a park bench with her 30 year old bike next to her is a hipster, or gay?
Ever see people sitting around trying to distinguish those walking by: hipster, or gay?
A game commonly played by residents of urban settings, college campuses, and visitors to hipster enclaves. The right answer is never what you think it is.
"See that guy with the super tight jeans and the American Apparel deep v-neck tee? Is he a hipster, or is he gay?"
"See that girl with the turtle shell glasses with no lenses and four scarves? Is she a hipster, or is she a lesbian?"
"Is he really wearing a fedora, flannel, fingerless gloves, sunglasses, and sporting some very interesting facial hair? Hipster, or gay?
"See that girl with the turtle shell glasses with no lenses and four scarves? Is she a hipster, or is she a lesbian?"
"Is he really wearing a fedora, flannel, fingerless gloves, sunglasses, and sporting some very interesting facial hair? Hipster, or gay?
by TheJungle327 February 17, 2011
Someone who tries to be hip by dressing gothic, with skinny black jeans, shirts, ties, waistcoats and sometimes make-up. Frequently found around Shoreditch, Hoxton and Camden in London. Listens to such music as The Horrors, S.C.U.M, Ulterior and Howling Bells, as well as such classic goth bands as The Cure and Siouxsie & the Banshees. Often smokes Black Devils: black, chocolate-flavoured cigarettes.
Cynic: "Look at those fucking lame-ass hipster goths! They think they're so cool and alternative, but really they're just following a trend!"
Admirer: "Look at those übercool hipster goths! They're so fashionable and so nonchalant!"
Admirer: "Look at those übercool hipster goths! They're so fashionable and so nonchalant!"
by HallOfMirrors April 03, 2009
So I met this hipster chick at the bar last night. She was blowing me off until I brought up Passion Pit and The National. Then she was just blowing me.
by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
A Dose of Buckley pronounced fun.'s single, "We Are Young," as hipster bullshit on his video Worst Songs of 2012. The iconic term "hipster bullshit" came from him.
by The Pizza Delivery Girl February 06, 2013
A beard grown by a Hipster, generally grown with the intent of..
A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair
B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face
C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.
A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair
B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face
C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.
Man #1 - Hey did you view Kevin's new Hipster Beard?
Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery
Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug
Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery
Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug
by VocalWallflower. August 18, 2009
1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.
2: You should consult a therapist.
by agninaoakz September 20, 2014