Passionate Helmet

When a many places half a passionfruit over the end of his erect penis, then proceeds to have anal or vaginal sex.

Note: It's advised to use a ripe passionfruit that isn't too tart and a condom to hold the passionfruit half in place. If lost inside this becomes a vegan diva cup.

Oliver: Hey man, I've been trying it on with girl but I think my cock's too small, I can barely keep her wet. I asked the women in sex shop but she just laughed at me.
Mike: No worries mate, I've never had that problem, but I know just the thing. Give her the old Passionate Helmet, use half for a Pornstar Martini for her and half for your pink sausage and she'll be foaming like a Costa Coffee. Just for God sake put a rubber over it, you don't want her getting stuck with a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Wow, cheers mate!

by PassionateSon April 21, 2020

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Making a Helmet

To gain and erection and successfully ejaculate to a set of hentai pictures found abroad the internet.

John said, "Woah, I just made the biggest helmet! These instructions are really thorough. Awwwww yeah!" "John," Said Hailey, "You are really hot whenever you're making a helmet on my face.

by bloodi x wolf April 29, 2010

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helmet

an umbrella term that differentiates from the protective gear equipped when for example, cycling. helmet in this context refers to rather cringe behaviour that provokes an annoyed reaction. many different behaviours can determine a helmet.

alfie t is a helmet.

by alfie thompson September 18, 2023

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