Halo 3 

The worst excuse for a game in the history of forever!

You hover when you jump.

Failed story line.

Bungie cant pick up the money to make another main character.

Shit-ass graphics!

Stupid sniper rifle scope. (rectangle, wtf!)

Glide up ladders.

Homos like to play it and tea-bag each other. (fags).

Unrealistic weaponary.

It's for the shit-box.

Peter: "Hey, man. Wanna play Halo 3? I'll Tea-bag you!"

Nic: "Nah, Fuck you, man! Go play your Shit-Box 360 and go tea-bag your faggot friends somewhere else!"

Peter: "Shut up, just shut up!! <sob><sob>. I'll tell Master Chief on you!"

Nic: "Whatever. Go rape your mom in the ass with a fucking machete for all I care, you worthless Halo loving cock sucking piece of shit!"

Peter: "<SOB><SOB><SOB>"

Halo 3 by Your moms asshole August 29, 2009

Halo Syndrome 

Halo Syndrome, Is A Term For A Person Who Finds Halo And The Halo Series To Be The Best Game Ever, Ignoring All Other Games, Referring To Real Life As Being In Halo, Or Spending All Their Time Playing Halo And Then Realizing Their Real Life Sucks.

Guy With Halo Syndrome: Aw dude watch out! There's a jeep coming through filled with covenant! Don't worry I'll hit it with my war-hammer!
Normal Guy: .....Wtf is a covenant?

His grades are dropping fast. Why is he not at school?
He's got Halo syndrome.

Halo Syndrome by Firehead2014 October 1, 2010

Halo 2 

A game created by Bungie for people who can actually afford Xbox Live. Those who can't can continue to gripe about the campaign while those of us who can spare $50 a year have fun in Rumble Pit.

From the viewpoint of neither a fanboy, loser, virgin, or child, I can safely say Halo 2 kicks the ass.

Halo 2 by babylonian007 December 19, 2004

Halo Reacharound 

The act of getting dissed for playing Halo Reach over doing any other things such as:
A) getting laid by your significant other
B) getting the hell out of the house
C) being a productive member of society

Girl 1- "Why are you so bitchy today?"
Girl 2 - "I'm so pissed at him right now, I was dropping hints to him to come up and give me an Alaskan Pipeline, and he gave me a Halo Reacharound playing that damn game last night".

Halo Reacharound by Eliteman76 September 24, 2010

Halo Jump 

When one goes to the airport and takes the first flight available, goes sight seeing wherever they end up and returns after a day or two. Also works with trains.

You: One way ticket please
Attendant: Where would you like to go?
You: Halo Jump, where ever the next plane is going
Attendant: We have one seat left to brisbane in 20 minutes?
You: I'll take it

Halo Jump by mackattack1305 December 14, 2011

Halo 2 

Halo 2 is a good game, but only if you plan on playing multiplayer/xbox live. The campaign of Halo 2 sucks, and some of the weapons have no use what-so-ever.

Multiplayer:good
Campaign:bad
Get this game if plan on getting xbox live, or if you already have it

Halo 2 by pvtmcmuffin January 7, 2005

halo: reach 

great game made by bungie until 343 industries ruined it with their title update.

"Do you want to go play Halo: Reach?"

"Sure"

"Oh wait, I forgot. They ruined it with a title update."

halo: reach by ilybungie October 7, 2011