Fast Guitars

A bunch of misfit golfers

Look at those Fast Guitars, yet another double bogey

by USG Association August 3, 2024

Amish Guitar

When you take fishing hooks with string on it and stab it in your partners vagina the you tie the string to her ears while you penetrate deep

Bro, I gave my girl and Amish guitar last night.

by TheRealManThatCan April 4, 2024

guitar g spot

When you are playing guitar so good you give people arousal and they orgasm. You can also give yourself an orgasm if you play good enough.

Guy: oh man that guys getting my guitar g spot *SQUIRT*.
Girl: Eww FREAK!

by CornCobKnob September 6, 2013

strip guitar

A game invented by a guitar teacher to motivate students to learn their chords.

Jared: Ok Jill, you are not practicing enough, lets play strip guitar….. if you do not know a chord I request you must remove one article of clothing. U know, I remove one article.

Jill: I am going to be an expert!!

by 2littlebooboos March 13, 2024

Shredding on my electric guitar

This terminology is referred to those who are shredding on their electric guitar in the basement. Such individuals are considered the coolest people on earth. Just imagine your friend comes over to your house, just to head to the basement to shred his electric guitar. Thats radical man.

A: yo bro welcome to my house bro
B: sorry man ima be on my own, shredding on my electric guitar in the basement brah
A: whoa so cool

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020