full of clowns

Response to a funny joke, action, or person; similar to jokes can be used in same instances as a substitute.

Person 1: Hey I just tricked that guy into piercing the wrong ear.
Person 2: Wow you're full of clowns.

by Hipsterkilla123 November 13, 2011

Full send

When your out with the fucking boys you just fucking send it. All day. Every day.

Jerome: yo sup boss, what we fucking doin today?
Leroy: the boys just fucking sending it big dog. Let’s go baby!!! Full Send on the fucking clock my nigga!!!

by bigslumpy445 May 31, 2018

Full-restard

(n) /fʌl riːstaːt/ (UK) or /fʌl riːstart/ (US)
The state a computer enters when it refuses to co-operate and the only solution is to restart it.
Stemmed from the term full retard

'Give me a minute to reboot my comp, it's gone full-restard'

by Beblits September 18, 2012

Full Empty

When a male takes a shit, a piss, and cums all in the same sitting session. Can be done in any order.

Guy #1: Hey man! You seem to be in a good mood today!
Guy #2: Sure am... Had a Full Empty this morning.
Guy #1: Oh shit, I know you're feeling great then!
Guy #2: *wink*

by DeckardCain July 8, 2016

full burn

f-uhl brrr-un (v.) 1. complete, in the entirety, depletion of collected flammable, and in some cases, non-flammable material 2. An often reckless, and unmediated exclamation resulting in the cerebral infection of normally reasonable minds to go some degree of, usually full, retard. 3. A retort with no thought of restraint

Hillary: I hope we have enough firewood to make it through the winter. The baby is due soon and the farmers almanac says we are in for the worst spell of weather since the great storm of 1643
Scott: FULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU BITCH, FULL BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary: YA!!! FUCK YA!!! BURN IT ALL!! I'M GONNA JUMP IT!! DICKELL!!!

by Wilmington Flood August 2, 2012

full Shaner

when a male fully inserts his tongue into a female's anus.

"Hey, did you eat her ass last night?"

"Yeah bro, I gave her the full Shaner!"

by if mod February 19, 2018

The full MTG

Delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden regularly do so.

Have you spoken to Lauren recently? She's gone the full MTG.

by Monkey's Dad February 2, 2021