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Flowering Cactus 

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)
Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
A pretty hot motherly flower. ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ

Is the best in the world. Incredibly nice. Dumbly nice , makes you angry cry at stupid times. You must protect because she is a pushover and gives out love to anyone even the undeserving.๐ŸฅŠ๐ŸฅŠ๐ŸฅŠ

If you let her in she will soften even the hardest twink ,muffin and goddess. leaving you a blessed a gloopy mess. All gloomy days will be left behind and all you will understand now is smothering,suffocating , supportive, never-ending love.๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

If you meet a flower, keep her close because you will never feel alone and be your best self.DONT LET HER GOโ€ฆ YOU FUCKER.๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

WARNING: AN ANGEL CAN ALWAYS MISTAKEN FOR A FLOWER ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
Flower walks in โ†’ I feel loved

(It's her superpower; FLOWERPOWER )
Flower by Goddessโ„ข February 14, 2019

fuck flower 

Staci never wants to give up her fuck flower or Kenny is dying to water Staci's fuck flower
fuck flower by Kpezzy June 9, 2009

flowering 

1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."
Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?
flowering by Rob Woodside June 21, 2006

Flowerish 

The dude was flowerish!
Flowerish by Uncle j May 8, 2014

flower boi 

Someone who likes the flower aesthetic, and for example wears flower-crowns takes pictures with flowers and so on.

Not gender related and is in fact often used by any gender
"This picture has the flower boi aesthetic/style"
" I'm such a Flower boi ๐ŸŒบ"
"Your flower-crown is very Flower boi!"
flower boi by Small frog June 19, 2018