Stoned-er

More stoned

I could be stoned-er

by Rynnn October 12, 2025

5%er

A statistical statement based on the common knowledge that only 5% of females in the United States know how to vacate a man’s soul from his body using the art of oral manipulation. It is said that when done correctly all blood flows to the male companions erect penis and away from the brain, making for easier manipulation of one’s wallet and primary aortic vessel.

“Look at her! Shes got quite a set of lips. She must be a real 5%er!”

by Jane D. Pain October 31, 2025

i-er-et

internet without a few letters

(british person) oi mate let me conneh to da i-er-et

by Yepimazure ツ November 23, 2025

Ers

Ers one of many endings within the TSCU . Typically referred to as the "One who drank the stillwater", enemy to torrie.

Ers , And, and Berg are the best endings by far

by norobuxmeansimsad309194134 January 25, 2025

For The ER

It’s like for the streets but the hospital version.

An ICU nurse and a medsurg/tele RN are in the break room discussing how they have to make up for their ER’s incompetence.
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure

by Daddy's Patties February 26, 2025

Kun Er

This guy just cubes and does maths

Oh Kun Er Oh Kun Er pls go outside

by whimdim March 23, 2025

Xiao er

A chinese angel, a smart lady, whose beauty would lead one to climb mountains and swim to the moon, the sky and the stars.

- have you ever met Xiao er in real life ?
- no i haven't had the chance, have you ?
- yes she illuminated my world

by lepetitrobert November 24, 2021