ear poggler

Australian for Q-tip or cotton swab on a stick

Can you grab me an ear poggler, I need to clean my ears!

by dj micro January 3, 2018

Ear tounging

Tounging a person in the ear canal in order to give them sexual pleasure

I like ear tounging Mr Murray, as his wax makes me horny

by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021

drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

ear sugar

Giving someone a compliment

Mary was down on herself and needed some ear sugar from her friend Julie.

by RCL55 December 10, 2022

Ear whisperer

Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.

It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").

Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.

by OneEyeOintment August 10, 2010

Ear Gunk

It occurs when you refuse to wash and you still have residue from some kind of party within your ear from over a week ago

I was walking to school and my mate turned around and I caught a glimpse of his bad case of ear gunk from a party a week before

by Fredrick Dick April 26, 2017

Cock with ears

Used to describe a completely bald person.

Hey man you're so bald you look like a cock with ears.

by Wanganuts July 14, 2021