willy ear

When a person has a suspicious looking growth, that resembles a penis, protruding from the ear.

"Eww look at that willy ear!"

by Becky and Wayne November 23, 2007

Ear fuck

The act of inserting the male genitalia into someones ear.

I'm going to ear fuck you.

by JoeyJoestar October 12, 2019

Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.

"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."

by Anonymous717191 May 26, 2012

drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

ear sugar

Giving someone a compliment

Mary was down on herself and needed some ear sugar from her friend Julie.

by RCL55 December 10, 2022

Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.

Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.

by BigManTyson December 28, 2018

Perros earrings

HAHAHAHAHA he thinks they'll help him get girls

Perros earrings stink

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017