Alaskan Fire Elephant

An Alaskan Fire Elephant is when a man has a long floppy wiener that looks like a trunk and when he ejaculates it spews all over the woman giving him a blow job so she says 'PFFFT' out of shock.

Girl: "Wow your wiener looks like an elephant trunk!"
Boy: "i know" *ejactulates*
Girl: "PFFT!!, What the heck dont alaskan fire elephant me!!"

by MLCD May 7, 2011

elephant ear sandwich

A womans reproductive organ in the form of a tasty snack.

Going down for an elephant ear sandwich.

by toby long March 28, 2007

baby elephant walk

a dance a male stripper preforms

he did the baby elephant walk for her on her birthday.

by KT<3 August 23, 2006

Elephant Slovak Cock

David Dobriks ginormous slovak cock

Jesus, David Dobriks Elephant Slovak Cock is so ginormous.

by ATL.CARTIER November 21, 2019

operation elephant drop

To do something regretful only for the positive consequences

Father: Ok, son, I'm going in for operation elephant drop. You'll have to put up with her for a while.

Son: That's ok dad! She'll make a great mom!

Father: This may be true. She is very rich, but she's too fat to fuck.

by Cheesefist August 14, 2006

white elephant in the room

1) A discussion of European or Caucasian oppression of minorities in which a white person is present.

2) One, or few, white person(s) among many members of another race.

3) A morbidly obese white person. (Rare).

Professor: In the 17th century, settlers from Great Britain established a trading relationship with native tribes living in the Northeastern United States. They often extorted and manipulated these tribesmen, using the power of horses, steel armor, and gunpowder, instigating a pattern of tyranny that would characterize the savage white conquest of America.

Frank (stage whisper to classmate): This is awkward...

Professor: Well, I guess that would make you the white elephant in the room, wouldn't it?

by albatrossflyer August 25, 2010

Pink Elephant Republican

A Republican so wrapped up in their warped ideological dogma they're determined to vote for "anyone but Obama." A Republican with ideas so disconnected from reality they clearly have hallucinations.

You can't sell that Pink Elephant Republican a clue. He can't see you to buy it.

by Bull Moose May 22, 2012