Dumpster

As a noun, a mouth full of someone else’s yak and a third person’s cum.

As a verb, “getting dumpstered” is when one man must sit (on a chair, all fours, whatever they prefer) and receives the yak of another man and a third’s man’s ejaculation in his mouth simultaneously (if they can time it)

The true loser is the sicko who’s able to bust a fat one while watching a man yak into another man’s mouth.

“Bro I lost the fantasy football league and now I have to get dumpstered as a punishment. Fuck.”

by PussyMagnet427 March 21, 2024

Dumpster Dwyer

Dumpster Dwyer is a trashy new version of Dwyer that Js eats and feels bad for himself

Look it’s Dumpster Dwyer

by Dumpster Dwyer January 6, 2022

Cum dumpster

Refers to any female who is promiscuous (slings pussy out of both britches legs) and looks dirty. Also, whores and single women who sleep with married men or nasty old men

That cum dumpster on the corner just asked me for $5 so she could buy a green pepper to make spaghetti for her 5 kids.

"Bitch ain't making no damn spaghetti"

by Caucasian persuasion July 27, 2021

Cum dumpster

Becky’s Mom

Dude I just got back from Becky’s house and her mom is totally a cum dumpster

by Ligonma July 24, 2018

Dipster Dumpster

Misnomer for " Dempster Dumpster" (pat. 1935) refers to waste containers mechanically lifted by garbage haulers with forks on the front of the truck. Nominally feature closure lids that swing wide-open when lifted for dumping into back of trucks.

Colloquial term of art found in Midwest

Get a Dipster Dumpster to hold all the trash for garbage collection on Monday

by rr6013 March 3, 2019

Cum dumpster

A girl who often gets “cummed” on or in; a hoe.

Jessicas year book quote was “you think you know life until it’s dripping down your face”. No cap, she’s a cum dumpster

by Ya boy Lucas June 11, 2018

Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018