dr doug

A spectacular man in every way possible. A Dr Doug usually teaches science as his main profession, but is also an author, artist, and a synchronized swimmer! He throws golden monkey parties once a year and performs the performance of a lifetime with his band.

Student: "Yo Dr Doug teach me how to swim like you!"
Dr Doug: " Okay, and I'll also teach you how many chromosomes each cell has! If you remember, you can attend our Golden Monkey party."

by 3 Time Champion April 15, 2016

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Dr. DickFuck

Describes an individual when they think they are smart when in-fact they are a dumb, useless piece of shit.

John: The sun's hot
Andy: Well done Dr. DickFuck! You worthless wanker.

by jam'n'jelly August 30, 2018

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Dr. DickFuck

A person is really gay and horny. He also stalks you

"dude dave is so fucking weird hes like Dr. Dickfuck

by DR. DUCKFUCK June 10, 2017

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Dr. Cola

A mix of Coca-Cola and Dr. Pepper typically used to make floats.

"What kind of soda did you use to make your float?"
"Dr. Cola is the question to your question!"

by Drewbin November 20, 2021

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Dr. Toolbag

A crazy fool that acts like he is God's gift to women. Always is checking out his face in the mirror and demands attention ( yelling sometimes to get those to focus on his actions).

"that Dorian kid thinks he is so fly, he has a doctorate in being a tool, one would think of him as Dr. Toolbag

by Hustla4lyfe May 04, 2010

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