dog law

When a dog falls asleep on ones lap, one is not allowed to move or disturb said sleeping dog.

I can’t make breakfast because Fido is asleep on my lap; I cannot break dog law.

by DogLawAbider February 10, 2018

Dippy Dog

The action of having sexual intercourse while having their original persons ashes on your genitals.
The ashes get onto the genitals in an action of spitting on the penis and then dipping it into them.

Heath shut up before I DIPPY DOG your nan you cunt.

by Pepti November 10, 2021

Veggie Dogging

The act of rubbing a dildo between another's butt cheeks without penetrating the anus. Also see: hot dogging

Sue and Lisa spent the night breaking in their new dildo by veggie dogging.

by KKgoldfish August 20, 2014

dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.

Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.

by HIYAkids46 November 8, 2020

diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.

My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Turn dogs

The hot dogs you get at the turn on a golf course.

“Dude you played like garbage on the front 9.”

“I know I only came for the turn dogs”

by peteypablo21 January 17, 2022

barracuda dog

A Wire Fox Terrier that is completely nuts.

"I left that barracuda dog in the garage today and when I came home everything was completely destroyed."

by The Clarkton Bus Driver November 20, 2011