DaToenometrist

He's a scorpio.. what do you expect? The man does it all! Loves ass, loves tiddies, loves toes, especially the toe jam!! #uwu

DaToenometrist loves another scorpio

by Wacky Synapses January 23, 2025

dafook

What the fuck.

Dafook is dat bitch wearing?

by DaHolmes January 29, 2025

Daftcunt

Connor a pure daftcunt

Laceylee- connor your a daftcunt

by Affrghtcgtf May 21, 2025

Daffodil marriage

The opposite of a Lavender marriage.

e.g. Lets say two straight cis women get married for tax benefits. #forthebit

"did you hear about Annie and Zara, they are in a daffodil marriage now!"

"doesnt that make them gay?"

"no, but we accept them ethier way!"

by Charles Peralta October 19, 2025

Dafties

Not to be confused with a group of foolish individuals, Dafties are the Manchester-based music duo recognized for terrible alt pop music

Person A: "Did you go to the Dafties gig last night?"
Person B: "No, why would I put myself through that?"

by John Mcgrellis October 26, 2025

Daftermite

Totally a real Scrabble word

"I can put an 'er' between 'daft' and 'mite' to make 'daftermite'

by Eciliz November 28, 2025

daddy dafo

The gender switched and cleaner version of mother f*cker. Daddy being mother and dafo as a variation of daf*ck

"He said 7+5 was 13."
"Bruhhhh. That's dumb*ss daddy dafo."

by Http.tyti_ October 30, 2015