baking cupcakes 

A euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy.

Cindy: What's up, Jon?
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.

baking cupcakes by failboy September 20, 2009

Nice cupcakes 

Old man lingo for "Nice tits"

Those are some nice cupcakes, babe.

Nice cupcakes by rogeroo January 10, 2012

cupcaked 

The act of cupping a pungent fart in the palm of your hand. Then presenting it to the nearest persons face and opening your hand, so the fart is released directly under the targets nose.
Other variations include farting in a buscuit tin and quickly shutting the lid. Leaving a viscous mantrap for the next buscuit nibbler.

A fathers favourite for his own children's visiting school friends. (See my brother in law)
"Want a buscuit?...Aaargh!, you dirty *%!!!, you just cupcaked me.
A firm favouite for people who have just started seeing each other.
- see also: Dutch oven

cupcaked by Ali Bongo. November 10, 2007

cupcakes 

the whores of the muffin world

Those cupcakes are the whores of the muffin world.

cupcakes by ashtonkutcher March 6, 2008

cupcakeable 

a person that you would wanna get at

dayum look at that ass that girl is cupcakeable

cupcakeable by cuddiessayyee December 22, 2007

Cuspcake 

That male or female colleague that dresses nicely, grooms nicely but has something awkward about them that keeps them from being attractive. Maybe its a muffin top, maybe its a a stray eye or maybe its a horrible hairline...regardless, they are on the cusp of greatness.

Kelly wore those trendy boots, dressed so nicely, but her eyes were a tad squinty and her pear shape was off putting. At best, she's a cuspcake.

Cuspcake by Johnny & Jasmine June 18, 2012

CupKaKe 

A sexual act when a group of consenting individuals get together and proceed to throw cupcakes at one particular partner (in which whom assumes the fetal position) until said partner cries and or ejaculates.

"I saw this old VHS tape of my grandparent's old CupKaKe sesh. I didn't know Granny was partying like that."

CupKaKe by _Kryptonic_ May 12, 2022