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Crystal

For someone to be named Crystal is amazing. They can be so generous and genuine. All they think about is trying to make someone else happy. They get up and try to help you fix your problem even if you don’t ask. They joke a lot and whenever you’re around a Crystal you automatically see sunshine! Their personalities are beautiful and soul taking. Get you a Crystal! Please do not take advantage of one tho! You don’t even know how they’ll teach you a lesson!
Crystal? She’s freaking funny!!!
by Backthefuture November 22, 2021
mugGet the Crystalmug.

Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.
Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
mugGet the Crystal courtmug.

Crystal Cafe

procrastinate here. get off skyblock and do your fucking homework. also stop asking for pc and selling here.
by JerryChristmas December 20, 2023
mugGet the Crystal Cafemug.

Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
mugGet the Crystal Gayle already has blue eyesmug.

Piss crystals

A synonym for meth because meth can be yellow and look like as if urine was a crystal
Used like - Thats some good piss crystals man.
by Big schlong No March 28, 2021
mugGet the Piss crystalsmug.

Crystal

by anonymous November 23, 2021
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