school crush

a crush who you don’t speak to but obsess over at school from afar

“do you like nick?”

“no he’s just a school crush!”

by LockerGirl69 September 13, 2021

Crush zoned

When a girl has a crush on you but does not wanna go out with you or fuck you.

Joe- Jessica ? Well I like you , would you go out on date with me?

Jessica - I do have this crush on you but no

Joe - if you like me what's the problem

Jessica - I do like you but I don't want to fuck you That's why .

Joe - Bitch you just crush zoned me

Jessica - I did have

by VUd January 10, 2015

sister crush

When you like her like she's a sister but you lowkey like her because she's a crush.

Hey Briee I lowkey have a sister crush on you. But I don't LIKE you.

by Brieetree October 10, 2016

Buddy crush

A crush that you have for your best girl/boy friend. You usually can't help it, and it can be torture if you dont want to tell them. Could result in an amazing relationship, or a one way ticket into friendship cove.

hey you were totally checking her out, thought she was your best friend?
she is, thats the problem
lol, BUDDY CRUSH.

by drnoballs19 October 21, 2012

toothpaste crush

That person who you have a tiny crush on that you can't get rid of.

Similar to the remaining toothpaste in the toothpaste tube: you can't push out the remaining toothpaste because there is so little left, just like how you can't stop liking this person because it's such a small crush.

There will always be some toothpaste left in the tube, no matter how hard you try.

"Have you met Alex? He's so funny."
"I know right, he's my toothpaste crush!"

by danniiscool March 20, 2013

coochie crush

From a male's perspective:
1) A female that has the looks of a rate from 6-10, 10 being hottessness
2)A JUSTAFUCK
3) Female with a hot pussy with a hot face

"baby, you just a coochie crush"
"Sia has a bad case of the coochie crush"
"you aint nothin but a coochie crush"

by onthatSCIV March 19, 2009

Crushing Burritos

The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.

Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.

by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020