canyon crotch

Large vagina

I don't have a small penis you just got a case of canyon crotch

by Woodys wash August 4, 2015

wheat crotch

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.

john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch

by josh greenawalt July 20, 2008

Sand Crotch

When sand gets into your crotch.

Ah, WTF, a SAND CROTCH!

by aaaaaaqqqqqqwwwweerrfds June 30, 2011

fiery crotch

When a women (Most likely a red-head women) Has red vaginal hair. Which makes her crotch look fiery red.

That bitch I fucked last night had a fiery crotch

by dumbass33 June 4, 2014

Congo Crotch

The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.

Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"

Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"

by Noddegamra2012 December 28, 2010

Crotch Throne

The situation when a male is sitting in a chair naked, with an erection and another person sits in their lap, utilizing them as a throne.

Ty was surprised when he was suddenly used as a Crotch Throne by his buddy.

by c4ligvl4 August 16, 2010

crotch roach

A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.

"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."

by Blue Lagoon Under Shining Moon January 24, 2009