Sand Crotch

When sand gets into your crotch.

Ah, WTF, a SAND CROTCH!

by aaaaaaqqqqqqwwwweerrfds June 30, 2011

wheat crotch

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.

john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch

by josh greenawalt July 20, 2008

crotch awareness

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site

Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.

by ladislav77 June 8, 2020

Congo Crotch

The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.

Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"

Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"

by Noddegamra2012 December 28, 2010

fiery crotch

When a women (Most likely a red-head women) Has red vaginal hair. Which makes her crotch look fiery red.

That bitch I fucked last night had a fiery crotch

by dumbass33 June 4, 2014

canyon crotch

Large vagina

I don't have a small penis you just got a case of canyon crotch

by Woodys wash August 4, 2015

crotch popcorn

Popcorn can be messy to eat. Often times it ends up everywhere. Crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. It's okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else's crotch popcorn...there are exceptions to this rule, however.

Faux pas:
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")

Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)

by Anonymous Josh March 30, 2011