canyon crotch

Large vagina

I don't have a small penis you just got a case of canyon crotch

by Woodys wash August 4, 2015

wheat crotch

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.

john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch

by josh greenawalt July 20, 2008

Sand Crotch

When sand gets into your crotch.

Ah, WTF, a SAND CROTCH!

by aaaaaaqqqqqqwwwweerrfds June 30, 2011

Congo Crotch

The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.

Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"

Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"

by Noddegamra2012 December 28, 2010

fiery crotch

When a women (Most likely a red-head women) Has red vaginal hair. Which makes her crotch look fiery red.

That bitch I fucked last night had a fiery crotch

by dumbass33 June 4, 2014

Crotch Throne

The situation when a male is sitting in a chair naked, with an erection and another person sits in their lap, utilizing them as a throne.

Ty was surprised when he was suddenly used as a Crotch Throne by his buddy.

by c4ligvl4 August 16, 2010

Scotch Crotch

When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.

I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.

by AmazonPigeon September 4, 2011