Bob to Rachael: Is everything okay down there? You're squirming around alot...
Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.
Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.
by Crunk Dawson December 20, 2009
Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
by ladislav77 June 08, 2020
An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.
by Babypenis69 July 01, 2015
by Woodys wash July 14, 2015
–noun. a rounded mass of steamed and seasoned dough, often steamed in fat lady vagina, seasoned in sexual sweat.
by BuhBuh J July 26, 2008
by aaaaaaqqqqqqwwwweerrfds June 29, 2011
When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.
by AmazonPigeon September 02, 2011