crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

crappendable

Being depended on to be crappy or crap.

"Jeff is always crappendable!"

by DanteGreenArrow May 9, 2014

crappébleu

used as euphemism for sacrébleu.

an expression of surprise, annoyance, dismay, or anger.

Crappébleu! I just hurt my leg!

I forgot all about the darn assignment! Crappébleu!

by JBJblaze June 1, 2014

crappiato

Middle class version of a McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (false) basis that you're going to buy a drink immediately afterwards.

James: Why you going into Costa bro? Want a coffee?
Chris: No mate, I'm ordering a crappiato and getting out fast!

by Auld simp March 26, 2016

crappiato

A middle class version of the McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (completely false) pretence that you're planning to buy a coffee afterwards.

James: Why are we going in here? You want a muffin or something?

Chris: No chance. I'm just ordering a crappiato

James: You want any pastries with that?

Chris: Erm...

by Auld simp March 26, 2016

Clappy

When the puss droop sutn like it be clappin when you piledrive.

Yo momma got dat clappy pussy boi.

by dookiemane August 31, 2016

crappish

The special ability to talk stupid things more than suitable things. Language of who talks a lot of crap.

Kanye West talks so many crap that I could say he speaks "crappish"

by shickst May 29, 2016