consocuss

when someone cusses and all you can discern are the dominant consonants of the word, usually when the cusser is a substantial distance away--
most often when someone says "shit" and all you can hear is "shhhhhhhht"

"i was all the way across the room, but i'm pretty sure i heard my dad consocuss the other day when his computer crashed."

by loonerspacecraft August 1, 2008

consonus

amazing

"i had the most consonus time with you last night"

by Dew Drop January 12, 2010

Consonated

A combination of the words consonant and constipated, constipated with consonants.
Having only consonants, no vowels, in a word game such as Words with Friends or Scrabble making wordplay difficult.

Friend #1: Seriously? Another two-letter word?

Friend #2: I'm consonated, yo!

by kellybelle26 June 14, 2011

Console racist

A Console racist is a person who thinks a that one specific gaming system is the best.

Hey that guy John is a total Console racist, he thinks Wii u is better than Xbox one and PS4. LOL what a n00b.

by Natbuscus911 June 15, 2014

Carsoning

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.

by snasa July 4, 2016

carsoni balogna

A cool cat that wears a striped hat. Yes, oh yes. It's really just that

Carsoni Balogna rhymes, what fun!

by IceDolphin4Lyfe July 4, 2016

consomnia

Similar to insomnia (persistent problems falling and staying asleep) but sleeping difficulties only occur right before attending a convention usually because of either stress or excitement.

"Man you ok? You look exhausted"
"I was working on my cosplay till 2am last night and then I was struck with consomnia"

by gilbertis April 6, 2016