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Computer

A computer is the word used by children under ten to represent a laptop.
Kid: Hey wanna see what games I have on my computer?

Me: You mean laptop...

Kid: Yeah my computer!
by P0tat0ZZ May 24, 2018
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Computer Mouth

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.
Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."
by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008
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Computer

An animal that frustrates you all the time even though you are trying to be kind with it.
"Oui!" "This computer!" "I am trying to be kind with it, but it always keeps on biting me for no apparent reason!" "Ouch!"
by artyomkin November 7, 2019
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digital computing

A computation done by a machine through the use of electrical energy and radio waves to connect and complete corresponding tasks.
Multiplayer games require internet connection to complete the digital computing of projecting other players.
by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022
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computer studies

A technical term used on the Tattooing industry for Porn. It is often used for the passing of time between customers
"Did i miss much at work today?"

"Na dude, spent most of my time catching up on computer studies"

"...Sweet"
by Crazydude165 January 12, 2014
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