The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

Classical argument

A more refined form of argumentation from simpler times. Unlike modern argument, where one party seeks to assert emotional dominance over the other through the employment of manipulative tactics, classical argument involves the pure exchange of information and growth of one's own understanding of the world. The outcome of a classical argument is the mutual growth of logical fluency, where both parties are able to recognize flaws in their own reasoning and leave with an improved philosophical maturity.

"We had a classical argument about the nature of free will in my philosophy class yesterday. It was super informative and really fun!"

by Inlovewithabsol January 23, 2023

man night classic

An intensely manly film that would be served well with an indefinably large quantity of bbq sauce covered meat at a manly gathering.

Dude, The Expendables is going to be an instant man night classic.

by baconarray April 8, 2010

ape classic

When two apes meet in a fantasy football championship

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?

by TommyB January 8, 2024

Classical Consortium Academy

Classical Consortium Academy is your generic Christian private school founded in 2006, located at Village Church of Barrington.
They only meet Mondays to set themselves apart.
Move along nothing to see here

Classical Consortium Academy is where I went in middle school, look at me so prim and proper

by RealKGB November 18, 2021

Classic Eva

The opposite of a classic Luciano, when a Luciano does said classic Luciano and Luciano forces his sister, probably called Eva, to clean it up with her mouth and pussy.

Eva probs: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklklklkkkkjkjkhjk i just did a classic Eva its the 5th time this week and its only a Tuesday my pussy is drenched of KFC

by heavygrape August 4, 2022

Victor classic

A move that was created by the bald guy named Victor. The move is catching air in game knockout city. Its very bad, if u do that ur get yelled on by your teammates

Oh no he did a Victor classic again

by Joe's bestfriend November 25, 2021