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classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater
"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"
by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023
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The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
by Yap Attack April 30, 2024
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man night classic

An intensely manly film that would be served well with an indefinably large quantity of bbq sauce covered meat at a manly gathering.
Dude, The Expendables is going to be an instant man night classic.
by baconarray April 8, 2010
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Wimbledon Classic

When one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has passed out/ fallen asleep. Particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.
I went to Taco Bell for lunch and then I pulled a Wimbledon Classic on my five year old.
by 5tc June 22, 2009
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Whillip Classic

The act of shoving a cornetto up the ass of a boy under the age of 12, then proceeding to pull it out and smother it on themselves before anally rupturing the the boy with the cone of the cornetto.
“Yo did you here Nathan got given the Whillip Classic the other day
by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020
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When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.
"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"
by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024
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Classic

Is a sexy boy that treats all his girlfriends right and who ever goes out with him is a lucky girl
I want to go out with classic he is sexy
by Classic 5360 June 12, 2019
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