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mclean bible church

a church that has grown big and fast and anyone who doesnt go to church at all calls it a cult, but really more people go to it than dont. like 3,000 people go there.

besides, if that many people go there, how can it be a cult?
if u think MBC is a cult than u obviously havent gone there but hate it because everyone else does
by peaches July 24, 2004
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Falls Church City

a city full of rich wanna-be's who claim DC. mostly snobby little preppy bitches who havent had to earn shit their whole life.
man1"where you from man?"
man2"DC"
man3"northern VA isn't DC, you stupid little bitch. Now get your faggot ass back in the kitchen and finish cookin my chicken pot pie before i stick it in your ass untill you squeel!"
by JPMoney May 24, 2005
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niall the church boy

So Niall is the church boy? Niall the church boy give it a rest… Niall the bed boy more like.
by Larrys_hoe69 September 29, 2021
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Native American Church

A gambling casino, especially one near a reservation in the Western US.
I gave my entire paycheck to the Native American church.
by somebodyelsealtogether October 9, 2007
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The Church of Davey Havok

A crazed group of mentally instable teenagers who cut themselves and worship Davey Havok (though they claim not to) . Most likely responsible for the blood letters he has recieved. Have their own 10 commandments, and have "sisters" who run the site on freewebs. Not to be confused with Church of Havok- a fan site.
Alice: Today while searching for Church of Havok I came across The Church of Davey Havok

Charlie: Oh you mean that site where tweens go and talk about how much Davey is their God, and how gorgous he is?

Alice: Exactly
by Jam-in-a-can July 10, 2010
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bus station church

The church on the way to school that looks like a bus depot!!
McCloud: BUS STATION CHURCH!!!!!!!!...santa clause isn't real!
Sam: its a bus family worship center!!
by umm...i know this one... October 26, 2006
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virtual church girl

A girl who thinks she knows Jesus so well but only watches church online while falling asleep thinking abt Luka Garza.
by MrNutella13 March 21, 2021
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