Christophe

A really blunt guy who is oblivious to the fact that someone likes them. Typically goes after someone who doesn't want them when there's someone out there who would love them the way he deserves to be loved. Often tends to be rude due to the fact he's a blunt smart ass. He's also typically a French guy, or has a French parent.

Oh look there's Christophe, to bad he's completely oblivious and a smart ass

by Opral December 17, 2021

christopher

plays too much FORTNITE and roblox his favourite game on roblox is adopt me, he is a teachers pet, allergic to 99% of all humans

person 1: you act like christopher
person 2: 😭

by roiuhgpiurfhpiureqhrehiureqhiu April 22, 2021

christopher

a sexy individual who likes to e-sex all sorts of males and females and shemales and transgenders and all the above he loves to play da hood and he’s very fat but he’s chill tho.

Christopher Stole The Chuzz On Da Hood! Whatever He’s Cool tho.

by sexyniggasurf764 January 10, 2025

Christopher River

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.

"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022

A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama

Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama

by Hey_oh March 16, 2024

Christopher

Christopher is usually a fourth grader that is way more dirty minded than he should be.

Christopher: 5 inches deep in your mom

by Christian Urban Dictionary June 8, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is loyal to his friends and faithful to his gf. Hes a lot of fun and exciting to be around. Hes honest loving and spritual. A great kisser. He can hang with the guys but not be like all guys. He will knows how to comfort you when you cry. Will listen to you babble non-stop. Will go through hell and back with his girl. At times you think he don't love you but he does. He loves to have a good time but knows right from wrong. Chris' are normally always warm and make great cuddlers. to his strong arms that make you feel safe, to grabbing your knee. He'll appreciate all the little things you do to try to make his day. He'll talk you to sleep even when he knows he's not supposed to be on the phone. A Christopher is just an amazing person. He is kind, nice, sweet, and so much more than can be our into words. If you are able to date a Christopher, you are one lucky gal and should never let him go. A Christopher is always happy, even if he's not on the inside. He won't bother anyone with his feelings because he cares so much for His Girlfriend so much. He has a great smile, and is an amazing kisser. A Christopher can talk to you for hours and hours and never get sick of talking to you. Chris, for short, is such a caring, humble, and dorky in the best possible way. He will never fail to comfort you, make your day, give out compliments, and be the sweetest person you've ever met. Not only is he tall and kind, but he's a great person to look up to.

Get you a Christopher

by Britney Tayler November 20, 2023