I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

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Jesus Christ

honestly the coolest guy i know

these weird athiest fuckers piss me off in the definitions

Jesus Christ is very cool

by me lolita September 3, 2025

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Jesus' full name is Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.

He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.

You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.

God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.

Don't believe the Devils lies.

Jesus Christ is king! Amen.

by Black Cat - 5000 December 19, 2025

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Jesus Christ is a man with *Infinite Aura* and *Insane knowledge* (literally omniscient) also a *great guy* who would *help anyone* as is *everyones true answer to all their problems* (John 14:6) and a *Leader* often depicted as a *King of Kings* he also *saved the entirety of humanity*

"Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour"

by a.basra386 January 1, 2026

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A mild swear word to describe the body parts this is a religious swear word and was a big thing back I'm the day don't it in a religious hall especially in a church

Jesus Christ

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

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