Jesus Christ

An awesome dude that just wanted what was best for all of us, and he got killed for it. Also, he is the son of God and the savior of all.

(Jesus Christ): Lazarus, come out!
(LazarusA dead guy): *comes back to life and walks out of tomb*

by Jeff#4 July 24, 2025

Jesus Christ on a moped

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO

Jesus Christ on a moped

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025

I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

Jesus Christ

honestly the coolest guy i know

these weird athiest fuckers piss me off in the definitions

Jesus Christ is very cool

by me lolita September 3, 2025

Jesus Christ

A mild swear word to describe the body parts this is a religious swear word and was a big thing back I'm the day don't it in a religious hall especially in a church

Jesus Christ

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Jesus H. Christ

God.

"I am God."
- Jesus H. Christ

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t February 26, 2025

Christ-Al

a weird girl with a weird name who also lowkey fakes having mental illnesses and is a loser with no irl friends

person 1: yo christ-al is so fuckin weird
person 2: umm... thats my sister
person 1; she's still weird

by whomshallimightbe March 7, 2025