Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.

I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.

by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017

Choke

Choke can be a sexual word for a blow job

My god she is chokeing on my dick.

by Syeshia May 21, 2017

Choke

Pidgin for way too much of something, abundance

Brah, I said the party had choke boto not choke boto at the party.

by bu eysus July 24, 2024

Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.

A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.

by Toinboer February 13, 2024

Choke

The Parramatta Eels

The Parramatta eels have never won a premiership because they always choke

by Jonathan Thurston August 16, 2021

Blow and Choke

Like an average blowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.

Like an average bowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.Marshall : "Hey, Lily."
Lily : "Grndnvfvhdos."
Marshall : "Uh, what?"
Olivia : "Don't bother, she tried a Blow and Choke."
Marshall : "Ah, I see."

by Exo Epic September 28, 2014

Confuse choke

When a kodi says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a Jasmin chokes on her curly wurly straw

Oi u made me confuse choke

by Jasck May 23, 2019