Chode

Someone who resembles Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern.

Everyday Mark reminds me more of that fat, faggot ass Travel Channel chode.

by ummnonymous February 8, 2010

chode sucker

some one very much like jantzen minton who sucks cocks that are wider than the are long and who sppoges in othe mens assholes and sucks it out with straws... jantzen also has a fetish for gerbils... i have no idea why he is such a sick fuck

god ur such a fucking chode sucker

by the one and only grand dragon of the abingdon kkk June 8, 2003

Chode

A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.

Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.

by The real pìmp January 10, 2014

Danger Chode

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.

The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.

by Smitty March 29, 2005

Chode

Where your cock is wider than it is long. (A horrible thing to have)

Holy fuck marshall you have a huge chode!!!!!!!

by fritty22 January 6, 2011

Chode

1) A short and fat penis.
2) A funny name to call people.
3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.

-Look at that chode!
-HAHA it's so short and fat!
~~~~
-Hey what's up?
-Nothing much...you chode.
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-Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode.
-Ew

by Green_hen October 16, 2009

chode

A chode is a penis in which the diameter is larger than the length.

It is also mistakenly used to refer to the perineum, but this is erroneous.

My boyfriend's chode looks like a can of skoal.

by f00lhardy March 9, 2010