Trouble child

a kid being a issue, the child whos just being trouble or spazzing out all day. Attends to make stupid jokes about stuff, friends, or whoever they are talking to.

Someones being a trouble child today.
HAHAHahhahahAHAHA im being sucha trouble child today hahahahahaha!!!

by Ch3wy October 21, 2008

The Man Child

The Man Child

The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!

The Man Child

by Teaching nothin but the truth May 25, 2011

Child Porn

Guys who instead of a fetish for bondage or animals, like children instead.

Oh yes little Tommy yes!!

by jeffweisefan August 31, 2005

Bastard child

Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.

"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"

by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009

Child Eater

A homo sapien or the promised neverland demon who enjoys eating child organs.

I go to Kentucky Fried Children everyday because I'm a child eater! I love ordering the bite-size fetuses, very chewable.

by Elle is From Hell November 21, 2021

Favorite Child

A favorite child is usually the middle child or the youngest, the favorite child is the kid who can get away with anything by sucking up to the parent, when I say anything I mean anything that you couldn’t get away with at his age.

Mike: I’m gonna eat the last of the lucky charms.
Mom: No your not those are for your brother.
Mike: He gets all the special treatment because he’s a favorite child.

by Izzy.G098 January 1, 2022

Love Child

The unplanned kid but the best one you'll ever have

We have six kids but Marcus is our love child

by Kingo10 June 15, 2023