man cave

A man who is so obese he can be imagined to be a storage of food, or a "cave" of food.

Those man caves on the telly have a show called "man caves"

by Miller July 23, 2009

bats out of a cave

semi solid high speed poo.

i shouldn't have eaten that chilli, i just had to crap and it was like bats out of a cave.

by flimbit January 28, 2010

Cleveland Cave-Dive

The act is when a male drops a steamy poo on the females anus and then begins to have butt sex with the poo being pushed and pounded into her butthole.

A Cleveland Cave-Dive originates from Cleveland, a city who for some reason enjoys pooping on eachother during intercourse.

I fucking Cleveland Cave-Dived that fuckin slut from Cleveland last night.

I was in Cleveland and witnessed some fucking sluts Cleveland Cave-Diving, that shits fucked up.

by jbend May 23, 2007

Albino Cave Dweller

(n): another word for the penis of a caucasian man.

"Woah man! Put the Albino Cave Dweller away!"

"Yo man, the albino cave dweller needs some lovin'."

"In the pants of a ban lerks a vial creature known as the albino cave dweller."

by P.Nis isLarge June 2, 2009

Cave Dweller

Its when you roll over your girl and fart in her vagina.

I rolled Steph over and gave her a cave dweller.. She blew it back at Kelsey!!

by Landscaperman November 7, 2019

Cave Man Economics

When you would do anything, including taking a club to every person you know, to see top line revenue grow, even if it means eroding profitability and making no money.

Investors: Evan, what's with your financials lately? Revenue is exploding, but you're hemorrhaging cash faster than ever. Do you ever plan to turn a profit? Are you still reading that book on cave man economics?

Evan Spiegel: OOO OOO AHH AHH BIG NUMBER GOOD SMALL NUMBER BAD OOO OOO AHH AHH

by evan spiegel June 13, 2023

No cave painting no proof

Used when a picture has been given as proof but you feel you need more proof or you just want to win an argument.

Guy: Dude you are so gay!
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.

by Initial Definition May 27, 2015