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Carrot noises

Noises that attract rabbits
Carlie:how do you catch rabbits
Ricky:idk dumbass how
Carlie:you go in to a field and make carrot noises

Ricky:I hate your crackhead ass
by Bakedbobby September 17, 2019
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Carrot top

Kimmy is such a carrot top”
by THEDINOSAURMAN February 6, 2021
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Dry carrot

When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.
I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.
by Kking11 September 20, 2018
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kinky carrot

Kinky carrot is a sexual act where you repeatedly call someone a whore and stick a large carrot up their ass,dick or pussy.
1:hey BB😩 lets try kinky carrot
2: sure BB😩

1:ahhh~~
2: *shoves carrot up 1's ass* YOU WHORE.
by imnot.m3ad0w March 22, 2021
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whistling carrots

Boss: "Hey, have you seen Dave?"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"
by Corinthio October 14, 2023
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carrot queen

A non red headed male (homosexual) who is obsessed and sexually attracted to red heads. See gingers
Jerry is such a carrot queen. We can never go anywhere with him drooling over those damn soulless gingers
by Kriskeezy January 7, 2015
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Boobie Carrots

by Phuckin_phil June 22, 2024
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