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carrot._ye

Carrot._ye is a swag and kind person,
they have a kinda large following count on tiktok and they post every week, there very handsome and nice.
Person 1: Omg, Carrot._ye is so handsome
person2: I know right! ive followed them since they had 100 followers!
by totallynotcarrot._ye August 29, 2021
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Carrot Asparagus

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021
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carrots

a food to eat if u want to get louis tomlinson ;)
by LouisTomlinsonIsTheSun July 6, 2021
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Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012
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eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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phantom carrot

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.
He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.
by twirledview November 12, 2012
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Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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