Carl Chigocha

Thinks he can rap, Loves eating bananas, has a small cock, gets rejected by every girl and is the fattest black person on Earth.

Person 1: Who’s that Banana Eater?
Person 2: Oh! That’s Carl Chigocha!

by Buwbdwiubduiw April 7, 2022

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Carl support

When the court orders the mom to pay a deadbeat dad child support because the deadbeat dad is hiding his self employment income.

Woman 1 "let's take our kids to Disney Land! They deserve it!"
Woman 2 "sorry, I can't afford it."
Woman 1 "Are you still paying Carl support?"
Woman 2 "Wow, he is such a loser!"

by Read it! July 10, 2025

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Carl Blackmon

A straight bhaddie that gives good top

Bro Carl Blackmon is the best

by Yzydhdhwjs January 18, 2022

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Highly effective remedy to the common (and less common) cold.
Available typically on the East Coast of Australia in the Sydney region.

Proven to reduce cold and flu symptoms up to 75% upon application.

Limitations, however, include effectiveness to only beautiful tiny dancers named Rebecca.
This has proven frustrating to the rest of the female population, but the said Rebecca in question doesn't seem to care.

Rebecca felt much better after her Carl Cuddles.

All the other girls wish they had Carl Cuddles, but they're just going to have to deal with it.

by CBrom85 February 27, 2021

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old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022

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