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So Can't I

-person 1-”I can't wait for autumn!”
-person 2-”So can't I”
by Nohj_Nasom-23/45 August 22, 2020
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Can't divide by 0

What you get when you divide any number with 0 in the calculator
Example:
Go to the calculator and click "5", "÷" and "0" in that order, and the result is "Can't divide by 0".
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Why can't we just admit

that the civilized world is a fake world. and it's probably not working?

i am a cajun from louisiana state and i don't quite understand this life....so what's so wrong with living the life of a savage instead?
Why can't we just admit
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I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?
Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
by von groovy September 6, 2024
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can't find the waist

a way to express/ compliment how absolutely snatched someone is. another way of expressing slay/ werk/ yass but more in regard to someones self appearance. can be used in a non-literal/ interchangeable manner.
"She looks so good in that dress/crop top/skirt/etc., we cant find the waist, it's missing"

"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."

"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."
by tropicaltoucan September 7, 2024
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Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
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can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 7, 2025
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