the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.
by josh greenawalt July 20, 2008
Get the wheat crotchmug. by aaaaaaqqqqqqwwwweerrfds June 30, 2011
Get the Sand Crotchmug. When a women (Most likely a red-head women) Has red vaginal hair. Which makes her crotch look fiery red.
by dumbass33 June 4, 2014
Get the fiery crotchmug. Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
by ladislav77 June 8, 2020
Get the crotch awarenessmug. by Woodys wash August 4, 2015
Get the canyon crotchmug. When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.
by AmazonPigeon September 4, 2011
Get the Scotch Crotchmug. Popcorn can be messy to eat. Often times it ends up everywhere. Crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. It's okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else's crotch popcorn...there are exceptions to this rule, however.
Faux pas:
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")
Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")
Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)
by Anonymous Josh March 30, 2011
Get the crotch popcornmug.