carrot

A thing that goes up your bum

Dude 1. Hey johnny have you seen my carrot

Dude 2. umm no

by March 31, 2022

carrot

haha pee

i fucked a carrot

by ,jkhwaoifhwief May 21, 2022

Carrot

Carrot is the nickname for someone who’s very artistically talented and funny. And may or may not be a vampire.

That person seems to be a real carrot!

by Mr.Jeff November 05, 2021

carrot

a long orange thing that you shove into your mouth and say "I'm Bugs Bunny" or "What's up, doc" in an american accent

Guy: *shoves carrot into mouth* "I'm Bugs Bunny"

Other Guy: "HAHAHAHAHA"

by BOREDOM MASTER January 20, 2024

carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.

Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND

by (homo)sapien December 14, 2022

Carrot Cake

The nether regions of a ginger person

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake

by P4987-NBQ51 December 01, 2021

Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole

“God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”

by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022