Butt Gel 

Gelatinous substance that escapes from your butt when you gamble on a fart and lose. Often times after enema or a bout of diarrhea. Sometimes without warning.

I sharted butt gel after eating chillequilles in white shorts. I had to throw my underwear away!

Butt Gel by CareBear82 March 26, 2017

butt baguette 

a shit the size of a baguette

wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty

butt baguette by FuryPanda December 27, 2017

butt scoliosis 

an ass that caves inwards

damn mia has such butt scoliosis she is not thic with any c’s

butt scoliosis by mia’s flat ass December 11, 2018

butt frigid 

Not accepting anal; being rigidly conventional; tense in an over controlled way

1. Frank stop being so butt frigid, just come to the strip club.

2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.

butt frigid by Billy Thornton December 18, 2018

Butt pleased 

Being contented with a situation or product, the opposite of butt hurt

The food and service were excellent, I am very butt pleased!

Butt pleased by CaptainJeanLucPicard May 3, 2019

butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

butt envelope by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

Butt Plug Sundae 

When you let a turd out but your arse is so fat that it gets stuck between the butt cheeks and won't budge.

Sarah: oh Mark, I've just delivered a butt plug sundae
Mark: shall I reach in and scoop it out?

Butt Plug Sundae by MMJK November 5, 2019