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bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.
Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.
by webmayin April 29, 2013
mugGet the bumping shovelsmug.

Bump Boi

Bump Boi, get out of Captain;s Quarters
by CynicFox April 3, 2019
mugGet the Bump Boimug.

scooter bumping

The act of giving a girl with pig-tails anal in the doggy style position while riding her in a circle and pulling on her hair like reins.
"See her? She's into scooter bumping."
by MasterScootScoot March 3, 2014
mugGet the scooter bumpingmug.

dat bump

Something you say on a forum when a user "bumps" or posts in a really old thread
*new member posts in a thread from 2004*

DAT BUMP!
by gootipenis July 5, 2010
mugGet the dat bumpmug.

Stump bump

The erection caused by seeing an amputee
Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.
by Asexuals March 19, 2016
mugGet the Stump bumpmug.

bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...
"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."
by thedickbutt April 20, 2014
mugGet the bumping onionsmug.

The Jesus Bump

Noun

1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.

2. Christian dry humping

3. Mormon anal sex

4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.

Verb

-ed, ing

The act of doing any of the above
Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.

Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.

Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.
by Undercommons September 3, 2014
mugGet the The Jesus Bumpmug.

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