A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.
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me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aw jeez, look at Brian Mitchell over there with his pals, just goofin' around! I'm gonna stare at him for another few hours!
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He's a saint. Like probably the best person you've ever met- on the outside. To all of your friends. To you in public. BUT in reality? He's a conniving evil mastermind plotting for world domination. This is a world domination that he'll never experience though, as he's a weak ass lil bitch. He locks you out of your apartment and forces you to sleep elsewhere. He drinks all your beers. He'll probably fuck your mom.
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